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    the sin of lying

    A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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    Re: the sin of lying

    ahh thats damn good. *to hell with you all*

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    Re: the sin of lying

    lol thats effin great

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    Re: the sin of lying

    LOL that's great
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    Re: the sin of lying

    lol; made my day!
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