I'm totally prepared to handle class 4 zombie invasion. I can be found in alabama with an SUV, shotguns, machetes, and japanese two-handed swords out the yang. Be prepared not to move too slowly lest your head be exploded.
If you suspect zombie activity in your area, please do not hesitate to call me 1800-zom-b-klr.
Note, if you plan to relocate to a lake, remember that if a zombie becomes waterlogged or 'a floater' they can be a 'floating hazard' and should be treated as so.
lol. zombies. god i love zombie movies. they're making another 28 days later and i think some other.. zombie movie.. anywhoo. the book Zombie Survival Guide is rather hilarious.