Ok, I've officially been bit by my snake and lived. Nothing major, I had just refilled his water bowl and was fiddling with the humidifier tube right above his flower pot. He popped his head out, reminiscent of one of those flowers in Super Mario Bros. and chomped my hand.
I managed to overide my primitive lizard brain and not jerk my hand away. Now I've got three tiny little holes in the web between my thumb and forefinger.
There's really no point to this post, just felt like sharing.