Hope I haven't posted this before...I couldn't remember if I did, so If you've seen it before, let me know........
A blonde walks into a computer store and asks a salesman, " I need a pink curtain about this size and shape".....( makes the shape of a square with her hands, roughly the size of a monitor)
"..curtain??!!"...says the salesman, .."we don't sell CURTAINS here. As if you haven't noticed, this is a COMPUTER store."
"..exactly", says the blonde.."I'm looking for a curtain for my computer."
and the salesman replies, " why on earth would you need a curtain for a computer??!!"
" Well, DUUHH!!" says the blonde, ..."cause I have Windows!!!!..."