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    Another Laugh of the day.....

    Hope I haven't posted this before...I couldn't remember if I did, so If you've seen it before, let me know........

    A blonde walks into a computer store and asks a salesman, " I need a pink curtain about this size and shape".....( makes the shape of a square with her hands, roughly the size of a monitor)
    "..curtain??!!"...says the salesman, .."we don't sell CURTAINS here. As if you haven't noticed, this is a COMPUTER store."
    "..exactly", says the blonde.."I'm looking for a curtain for my computer."
    and the salesman replies, " why on earth would you need a curtain for a computer??!!"
    " Well, DUUHH!!" says the blonde, ..."cause I have Windows!!!!..."
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    Re: Another Laugh of the day.....

    LOL thats a good one!
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    Re: Another Laugh of the day.....

    <-----------she didn't find that funny!


    (but I did)
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    Re: Another Laugh of the day.....

    Sorry, If I offended any blondes out there, didn't mean too...I however AM a blonde as well and I thought it was hilarious!!!
    ALL THAT SLITHERS - Ball Python aficionado/keeper
    breeder of African soft fur Rats. Keeper of other small exotic mammals.
    10 sugar gliders

    2 tenrecs
    5 jumping spiders
    paludarium with fish
    Brisingr the albino
    Snowy the BEL
    Piglet the albino conda hognose


    FINALLY got my BEL,no longer breeding snakes. married to mechnut450..

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    Re: Another Laugh of the day.....

    I'm a brunette with a blonde sister...I live for new blonde jokes!
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