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    BPnet Veteran Jeanne's Avatar
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    Laugh Of The Day! The Perfect Husband

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench
    rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
    It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
    models. I saw one I really liked"

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$110,000"

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is
    back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
    probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand, if it's really a pretty
    good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
    astonishment, mouths agape.....

    He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?...."
    *Jeanne*

    "To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe"

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    Re: Laugh Of The Day! The Perfect Husband

    OMG! that is hilarious!
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