Laugh Of The Day! Blond Joke

[Jeanne]

Hope no one gets offended, but it is pretty cute!




Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.

Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In

order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to

purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I

decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it

home."

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and

decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for

$599, no less.

After buying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a

telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and

says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought

a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck

and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds,

"It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes

that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a

few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word

"comfortable".

The telegraph operator shakes his head."How is she ever going to know

that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out

here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word,

"comfortable?'"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it

slow........ ("com-for-da-bul").

[cassandra]

Buwhahahha!

[gmmuscle91]

LMAO. that is hilarious!!!!

[Danielle(THM)]

Hehehe, that's one I haven't heard

[Cubby23]

hehe that is great

[Regal Boids]

That was a good laugh!!!!!!!!! We should start a thing where we all tell blonde jokes. haha

[frankykeno]

Too funny Jeanne! Gotta watch the blonde jokes though, those blondes can be mean things! LOL

I'm a brunette with a blonde sister. I used to bug her with blonde jokes all the time. One day she turns to me and says "what's black and bloated and floating in the ditch?"....I responded of course "I don't know!"...she says (with a sweet and totally evil smile)...."A brunette who told just ONE too many blonde jokes!"

Ohhhhhh scarey blonde sister! LOL


~~Jo~~