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Operating System problems.
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, Farting 99.9, and Racing 3.6 . I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
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Re: Operating System problems.
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
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Re: Operating System problems.
LMAO LMAO LMAO!
Cody 
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Re: Operating System problems.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
u think that up?
Alex
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Re: Operating System problems.
 Originally Posted by alexrls
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
u think that up?
Doubt it...seen it before floating around the internet...=)
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Re: Operating System problems.
 Originally Posted by jim020cricket
.....from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0...
Wouldn't that be 0.7 Girlfriend to 0.1 Wife?....
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Re: Operating System problems.
 Originally Posted by daniel1983
Wouldn't that be 0.7 Girlfriend to 0.1 Wife?....
he is putting it in progam form, such as TurboTax 5.0
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Re: Operating System problems.
 Originally Posted by gmmuscle91
he is putting it in progam form, such as TurboTax 5.0
ya I know.....I tried to make a joke......LMAO....i guess that one flopped...
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Re: Operating System problems.
 Originally Posted by daniel1983
ya I know.....I tried to make a joke......LMAO....i guess that one flopped...
LOL. i kinda figured
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Re: Operating System problems.
 Originally Posted by daniel1983
Wouldn't that be 0.7 Girlfriend to 0.1 Wife?....
Looks to me like 0.7 Girlfriend is a much more stable build than 0.1 Wife (as I look over my should and prepare to duck )...
LMAO
Tony.....
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