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Laugh Of The Day! Things that make you go hmmm...
The Perfect Super Bowl Seat!
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from
his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the
stadium he realized the seat was in the last row in
the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the
Goodyear Blimp than the field!
About halfway through the first quarter, Bob noticed
an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the
50-yard line. He decided to take a chance and made
his way through the stadium and around the security
guards to the empty seat. As he sat down, he asked
the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is
anyone sitting here?" The man said "No."
Very excited to be in such a great seat for the
game, Bob said to the man next to him, "This is
incredible! Who in their right mind would have a
seat like this at the Super Bowl and not use it?!"
The man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs
to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she
passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't
attended together since we got married in 1967."
"That's really sad," said Bob, "But still, couldn't
you find someone to take the seat? A relative or a
close friend?"
"No," the man replied, "They're all at the funeral."
*Jeanne*
"To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe"
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Re: Laugh Of The Day! Things that make you go hmmm...
Lol, that was pretty funny! Thanks for the laugh Jeanne, I needed it today morning
When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be ~ Lao Tzu
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