At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."


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Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


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At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."


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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."


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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."


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At a Propane Filling Station,

"Thank heaven for little grills."


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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak