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    HA~Ha of the day!

    By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil Show, I have finally
    found inner peace.


    Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
    things you've started and never finished."

    So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
    finished, and before leaving this morning.

    I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of
    Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder
    of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some M&M's and a
    box of chocolates.





    You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you
    feel might be in need of inner peace!!!!
    *Jeanne*

    "To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe"

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    Re: HA~Ha of the day!

    Lol! Good one!
    When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be ~ Lao Tzu

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    Re: HA~Ha of the day!

    Great one Jeanne!

    Then I need to get going...I have some Tequila, Vodka, Peppermint Schnapps, Kahlua, Pineapple Schnapps and some Purple Passion that I need to finish off. Nah, I think I will forget the inner peace for now....lol
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    Re: HA~Ha of the day!

    Ohhhhh I like it! I like it!


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