HA~Ha of the day!

[Jeanne]

By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil Show, I have finally
found inner peace.


Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving this morning.

I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of
Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder
of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some M&M's and a
box of chocolates.





You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you
feel might be in need of inner peace!!!!

[iceman25]

Lol! Good one!

[Ironhead]

Great one Jeanne!

Then I need to get going...I have some Tequila, Vodka, Peppermint Schnapps, Kahlua, Pineapple Schnapps and some Purple Passion that I need to finish off. Nah, I think I will forget the inner peace for now....lol

[frankykeno]

Ohhhhh I like it! I like it!


~~Jo~~