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HA~Ha of the day!
By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil Show, I have finally
found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you've started and never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving this morning.
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of
Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder
of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some M&M's and a
box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you
feel might be in need of inner peace!!!!
*Jeanne*
"To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe"
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Re: HA~Ha of the day!
Lol! Good one!
When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be ~ Lao Tzu
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Big Papa Bear
Re: HA~Ha of the day!
Great one Jeanne!
Then I need to get going...I have some Tequila, Vodka, Peppermint Schnapps, Kahlua, Pineapple Schnapps and some Purple Passion that I need to finish off. Nah, I think I will forget the inner peace for now....lol
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....Tattooed people don't care if you're not tattooed.
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Re: HA~Ha of the day!
Ohhhhh I like it! I like it!
~~Jo~~
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