I made a bot that generates bad husbandry advice.

[saffherp]

After a bit of a fight today on Reddit where a guy felt it necessary to pull the whole "coco coir causes bowel obstructions" thing, I coded a generator that comes up with bad husbandry advice. Should cut down on their workload

https://perchance.org/tn8er7yu7e

try it here, tell me your favorites. The syntax and item lists are still a work in progress, but I'll be continuing to update the code.

(Seriously, I'm so tired of Facebook vets. This is why I rarely post about Saffron at all.)