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How To Beat A Speeding Ticket
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. **It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. **The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. **Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. **Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying tick turd told you I was speeding, too!
*Jeanne*
"To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe"
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Re: How To Beat A Speeding Ticket
Lol, good one
When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be ~ Lao Tzu
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Re: How To Beat A Speeding Ticket
Haha, LMAO, pretty good!
~Jim
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Re: How To Beat A Speeding Ticket
I heard a different version, but still very creative!
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