("The Far Side" by Gary Larson for all of you young'uns-)
“The big fellah’s gonna be A-OK, Mrs. Sanderson. Now asquare knot would’ve been bad news, but this just appears to be a ‘granny.’”
(Mrs. Sanderson originally went by another name, but I changed the name to keep the psychotic censor happy, even though her name was that of a famous zoo & begins with a D.)