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    Why did the snake cross the road?



    ("The Far Side" by Gary Larson for all of you young'uns- )










    “The big fellah’s gonna be A-OK, Mrs. Sanderson. Now a
    square knot would’ve been bad news, but this just appears to be a ‘granny.’”





    (Mrs. Sanderson originally went by another name, but I changed the name to keep the psychotic censor happy,
    even though her name was that of a famous zoo & begins with a D. )
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    Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.
    Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983)

    The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.” ~ Gandhi

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