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    Lmao!!

    ok i know this may be wrong, but it was hilarious. i was outside washing a cage out for my puppy when i noticed this red car park in front of my house. well i go inside and look out a window. theres to older black ladies all dressed up that get out of the car. so im like great door to door people. so they go to my neighbors first, then they make their way over to here. so i went downstairs and grabbed this 7' rescue burm, and sling it around my neck, and go to answer the door. so i open the door with the snake around my neck and go "can i help you?" and the ladies just start screaming and freaking out! it was so funny. they were like pushing eachother out of the way, running down my porch....it was soooo funny! sorry had to share.
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    Re: Lmao!!

    The benefits to owning snakes!

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    Re: Lmao!!

    Haha.. cruel, but funny nonetheless. They have quite a story to tell now.

    I gotta remember that one.

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    Re: Lmao!!

    LOL, I love it. very similar to what I do with my BP during halloween, she sits, well sat around my neck while I passed out candy. Guess this year my male will have to fill Sages shoes so to speek.
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    Re: Lmao!!

    so wrong...but so effective! I don't have any troubles with certain members of a certain religeon trying to push their ways on me...or even coming to the house at all anymore for that matter!




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    Re: Lmao!!

    Ohmigosh!! That's hysterical! Guess they figured you were beyond redemption? Man, you should have had the video camera or something set up!
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    Re: Lmao!!

    Wrong?, Heck no! Effective?, Oh YES!! Hadn't thought of it before, but yes, that would be a fantastic salesman deterent. It does put our babys in a negative role though, doesn't it? I bet it didn't affect his feeding response one bit though, did it?, so we shouldn't let it bother us! Too cool, thank you much for sharing that. I needed something to laugh about today!!
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    Re: Lmao!!

    yea lol...i didnt do anything, just held it.
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    Re: Lmao!!

    man thats great, LOL. i wanted to put vanessa in the candy bowl last holloween while little kids were grabbing candy out of it, but my mom said i could'nt.
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    i would have to agree that would be a bad idea
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