So I'll make a totally pointless thread!

Ooh, what if it gets deleted?

Controversy! A mod's thread deleted! Ahh!

(this is what happens to my brain when I have to wake up at 6:30 AM.. I apologize.)

Ooh, my cali king is staring at me. I think she wants to eat me.

My dove is staring at me too, but she thinks I want to eat her.

My salamanders actually try to eat me! It's a whole food chain here!

So, I'm bored, what should I do?