Things people say on Craigslist

[the_rotten1]

So I always find it funny when poeple talk about "not having enough time" to care for one snake. As though it requires more than 15-20 minutes once a week to clean up after it and feed it. People make all kinda of weird claims on Craigslist, so let's post some of them here. I'm gonna start with this entertaining post that showed up a day ago about a homicidal corn snake:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv...944763840.html

Here are a few choice excerpts:

"Was not told he would happily kill me and my entire family if given the opportunity."

"Drift wood climb he likes to purch in to plan his reign of death."

Sounds like this snake has quite the personality. I almost wish I could adopt him.