So I'm cleaning my daughters Mohave girl's tank the other night and it has one of those tree trunk hides. I figure I better go upstairs and give it a wash in the sink. So I'm washing it out in the sink and there is a lip around the bottom of it that hid a big dried out Mohave turd and it comes flopping out in the sink. In horror I look and on the other side of the counter in the living room my wife is doing her yoga. I hurry with hot water to get the turd washed down the drain before my wife stands up and catches me. Oh my god the wrath that would have come upon me had she stood up and seen a snake turd in her kitchen sink.
Man it was a close call but I think she still suspected something when I cleaned the sink with bleach as later on she cleaned it with bleach again.
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