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    Dodged a major bullet the other night

    So I'm cleaning my daughters Mohave girl's tank the other night and it has one of those tree trunk hides. I figure I better go upstairs and give it a wash in the sink. So I'm washing it out in the sink and there is a lip around the bottom of it that hid a big dried out Mohave turd and it comes flopping out in the sink. In horror I look and on the other side of the counter in the living room my wife is doing her yoga. I hurry with hot water to get the turd washed down the drain before my wife stands up and catches me. Oh my god the wrath that would have come upon me had she stood up and seen a snake turd in her kitchen sink.
    Man it was a close call but I think she still suspected something when I cleaned the sink with bleach as later on she cleaned it with bleach again.

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    Dodged a major bullet the other night

    Yup I think you dodged a high caliber bullet!

    Last edited by Reinz; 05-12-2016 at 09:37 AM.
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    Hahahahaaaa!!! Been there!
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    Re: Dodged a major bullet the other night

    Quote Originally Posted by Smitty33 View Post
    Oh my god the wrath that would have come upon me had she stood up and seen a snake turd in her kitchen sink.
    Bwahahahaha

    Being single is sooooo awesome LoL
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    lol i thought that a BP may have actually shot a poo bullet at ya from the thread title. after reading your post, i think u dodged a frying pan from the wifey.
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    Re: Dodged a major bullet the other night

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    lol i thought that a BP may have actually shot a poo bullet at ya from the thread title. after reading your post, i think u dodged a frying pan from the wifey.
    Frying pan or what ever it would have been UGLY!!!

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    Re: Dodged a major bullet the other night

    XD Haha! I feel like my boyfriend would also kill me if I had gotten snake poo in a shared supposed. He loves her just as much as I do, he's just a little bit of a clean freak. LOL.
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    Re: Dodged a major bullet the other night

    * shared space
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    You mean some women would object to snake poop in their kitchen sink? That's weird!


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    Re: Dodged a major bullet the other night

    I always wash eveything in a large bucket of soapy hot water with rubber gloves on. Then i pour the dirty water down the toilet and refill the bucket with clear hot water and repeat the process.
    Stay in peace and not pieces.

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