Scream, cry, or laugh?

[Kokorobosoi]

When it rains....

Every single animal in my house decided to rebel yesterday. Water overflowed, poop everywhere, food flung out of the cages. My nice top to bottom and spanned house could've been used as chemical warfare when I got home. I spent HOURS scrubbing and throwing the throw rugs out into the yard. While outside scrubbing rugs, my dogs decided to piss on the couch. Both of them. So there's a few more hours, with baking soda, vinegar, and every enzime cleaner known to man. I go downstairs to make dinner....

and I come upstairs to more pee on the couch.

So late at night hubby and I are dragging couch pieces out to the curb because thats more pee than I can handle and I don't think they'll ever smell clean again. And while getting the couch out, we put two holes in the wall and ripped the door frame to the back door.

What does my wonderful amazing hubby do? He looks over and tells me.... Well now we have room to put another rack.

This is why I love that man.

edit: I'm not sure why a brand of cleaner is censored??

[distaff]

Sorry, duplicate post.

[distaff]

(IIRC, not completely sure) and older derogatory term for people from Puerto Rico(?). Kinda funny that program goes that far. Just don't try to mention a certain classic American novel, Moby "Richard," shall we say.

Sorry to hear about your couch. You sure none of the dogs has a urinary tract infection? Our lab had a terrible time with that after her spay.

[Caspian]

I've had days like that! Every single animal and element of nature was bound and determined to make life miserable - the last time culminated at 1 am with my bay mustang mare putting both back legs through the fencing, ripping it down and getting stuck, in a wind and freezing rain storm. Fortunately, she's the smart one - waited for me to help, let me pick her feet up out of the fencing and set them down on clear ground, then walked away without a scratch. If it had been the dun, she'd probably have killed herself trying to get loose - crazy animals.

Lately, for me, it's just been protests against the new snake rack I got. I swear my Super Pastel female is guzzling water so that she can pee all over the place every day.

Glad to hear you're getting more snakes!

[Kokorobosoi]

O.o

oh no! I didn't know that!!! Well that's embarrassing...

I think one of them might...getting a vet appt this week. The other is just a giant turd and insists on peeing wherever the other one does. Sigh. Well maybe I'll get a new rack soon 😎

[Albert Clark]

Man Koko, so sorry about the unintended house renovations and the animal party. Lol. Hope you guys were able to get everything under control. I know what you're going through. We have had similar animal parties over here as well. Stay in peace and not pieces.