Seems like theres been a lot of talk about snake poo lately. I'm going to go ahead and share this then.

So right now I'm doped up on red bull studying for a final, pretty quiet in the room. I start hearing a sort of squishing noise- I thought one of the cats was having an accident on the floor. Turn around, no cats in the room. Its coming from the snake's tank. So there's Amber, basically sitting there just farting, making that sound. I mean this is like LOUD for something that doesn't even weigh but a few pounds. At the end of all this, she passes a urate right before my eyes- and ears.

Snakes are not completely silent. They make bathroom noises too.