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play with my balls
talking to a friend about here that is not into snakes and i told him i am going to go play with my balls... he says there is no way i can say that to anyone and it sound right... but yall understand though
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Re: play with my balls
 Originally Posted by crepers86
talking to a friend about here that is not into snakes and i told him i am going to go play with my balls... he says there is no way i can say that to anyone and it sound right... but yall understand though
What makes this more awesome is when you're female, like myself, and you tell a crowd that you have to go play with your balls. Makes them question you every. single. time. 
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(Phone rings)
Me: Hey momma!
Momma: Hey what are you up to?
Me: Oh just cleaning my balls.
Momma: . . . Huh?
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Friend- "Yo dude you wanna go to wing nite?"
Me- "yea i just gotta finish feeding my balls."
Friend- "TMI dude, TMI..."
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I have to admit I enjoy a good ball joke  It's not as funny coming from me since I'm female, but when we went on our honeymoon last month lots of people asked me what I do with the snakes when I'm gone. My response: "my mom usually takes care of my balls" I got a lot of weird looks
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But, But, But.....
I only have
One Ball!
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My personal favourite is "I can fit 10 enormous balls in my rack!"
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How about, "is it normal that I have one ball bigger than the other two?"...
"Even if they are the same age?"
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