I've been awake for over 48 hrs now without closing my eyes for longer than the time between eye blinks, which I seemed to have stopped doing some time ago apparently. Turns out the microwave was emitting this strange fuzzy color, yellowish pink in hue, and it required me to have constant visual surveillance, my retinas focused like a laser beam on the lead mesh shielding of the door, for what seemed like 5 or more hours before it revealed it's toxic presence to me. Anyway, not entirely sure how I will fix the broken window in which the cursed microwave did verily take flight. Mayhap I will send the knaves below me to gather bobbles and other oddities from the townsfolk to gain some coin for the blacksmith.

Good morrow