Cats... UGH! *shakes head*

[Quantum Constrictors]

I swear I want to know what goes on in a cats head sometimes.

My cat is a crazy stalker who NEVER leaves me alone. She is always at my hip trying to get my attention. She loves me waaaay to much lol

Well I am sitting on my couch minding my buissness and she comes up and sits beside me. I pet her on the head. Then stop and put my hand down beside my leg. I looked at her and wiggled my finger on the couch. What does she do??

She full on attacks my hand. Both front paws and then bites and hisses at me, not at my hand but hisses while staring me dead in the eyes.

LIKE SERIOUSLY! I dont understand her. She always knows when she is in trouble to cuz after she does bite or claw me she always like mopes and looks down and looks all sad. Now I have never ever hit my cat. Its like she does something wrong and after she does it she is like "What have I done!" The she will go slink away and mope in a corner.

Now I am sitting here with a bloddy hand

Cats I tell yah. I would rather be bit by my Corn snake and my ball python at the same time then take my cats claws and teeth in one attack.

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HAHAHA gotta love it!

[el8ch]

Probably thinking...

Feed me
Pet me
Stop petting me
Really, stop petting me
Why are you still petting me
I'm gonna bite
I swear... stop it
Last chance buddy
Bite
Bite
Claw
Bite
Hey!!!
I wanna be pet again
Pet me...
PET ME!
I'm hungry
Feed me
Snifff.... ughh
Clean my litter human!
Pet me
Run
Run
Run
JUMP
Pet me
Go AWAY
Claw
Hiss
SLEEP...

[Quantum Constrictors]

Thanks el8ch I laughed hard because she is sleeping beside me now.

[abuja]

Haha, I hear ya, dude. Cats go from lovey, "pet me, please" to OMG BITE THE FINGER very quickly...

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Hahahaha XD

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[el8ch]

Thanks el8ch I laughed hard because she is sleeping beside me now.

It's all good. I was actually laughing a bit when I was typing that out.

My cat is a NUT, certified wack-job!

[Mike41793]

Another reason why im a dog person.
I was at my boss's house petting her cat once and it was purring alot. I was under the impression purring meant they were happy... Guess not. All of the sudden the cat starts attacking my hand. Without thinking i pushed it right off the counter.

I learned two things that day. Dogs are in fact better than cats, and cats always land on 4 feet. No matter how hard i shove them off counters lol

[Quantum Constrictors]

Yah I doubt I will get a cat after this girl dies (she still has a long way to go)

One time. I kinda deserved it. She has like A CRAZY SOFT belly! SO one time I was petting it lightly not being rough or anything. She rolled on her back purring away like she was totally digging it. The all the sudden BAM!!!!! She wraps her front claws around my arm. Totally dug them in. Literally sinks her teeth into my arm. Then to top it off she starts kicking my arm with her back claws. Its didnt look pretty. She hit me hard enough to bruise me in a couple spots for a week. Even worse was ripping her stuck nails out of my skin. While she is trying to do it her self. Still kicking me with her back legs.

That sucked so much.

Cats are so mysterious.

[Mike41793]

dogs have soft bellies too, and theyll actually let you rub their bellies without going bi-polar on you