whats wrong with florida?

[ahunt037]

First u got crazy man eating snakes roaming the streets and killin dogs and babies then u have zombies eating ppls faces and starting the end of the world and don't get me started on the humidity

What's up with all this huh? I know its just the media being over dramatic( except for the weather) cuz supposedly everyone here in Arizona is a alcoholic redneck racist who has a gun and chases illegals across the border.

[Mike41793]

Well as long as were stereotyping states when i think of Arizona i think of high crime rates with prisons that make their prisoners live in tents, alot of dry heat, deserts, the grand canyon, and illegal immigrants battling border patrol.

[Jonas@Balls2TheWall]

You think thats bad, you havent seen our traffic.

[GoFride]

I just googled "what's wrong with Florida" and got 57,200,000 results!

[Slim]

That's right folks. Florida sucks, so all you Yankees and, errr Western types can stay right where you're at. No need to move here or anything...

P.S. Tell your friends not to move here either

[Mike41793]

That's right folks. Florida sucks, so all you Yankees and, errr Western types can stay right where you're at. No need to move here or anything...

P.S. Tell your friends not to move here either

I wouldnt wanna move their anyways. I heard there are 50 foot burms and 20 foot nile monitors taking over the whole state. If you dont get eaten by one of them then the gators will getcha!

[Slim]

Mike, you're an exception. Any one who hates cold as much as you do, probably has a little Floridian in them somewhere!

[Mike41793]

Mike, you're an exception. Any one who hates cold as much as you do, probably has a little Floridian in them somewhere!

Hate hate hate the cold. Hate snow even more. Im almost the same as a bp. I like a hot spot of high 80s, a cool spot of low 70s, and for it to be an average in the mid 70s. Humidity around 50%.

Its finally getting warm here. Like in the 80s. Im loving it!

[ahunt037]

Well don't come down here to az or we will shoot u or run u over in our lifted trucks and if ur not white ur gonna get pulled over and put in a tent in the middle of the desert with no water

[The Serpent Merchant]

That's right folks. Florida sucks, so all you Yankees and, errr Western types can stay right where you're at. No need to move here or anything...

P.S. Tell your friends not to move here either

And for the love of god stop coming to Disney/the beach... There is nothing worse than the traffic caused by tourists...