AHH I'm back! I didn't really go anywhere but..here's the quick and dirty.

Boyfriend was a poopyhead.
Boyfriend dumps me/kicks me out.
Old Exboyfriend takes care of my snakes and cats.
Other animals are being babysat by various friends/family.
Stuff my entire life into a storage locker.
Homeless for 3 weeks.
New home found!
Moved into new place two days ago.
Moved snakes and cats in last night.

When I moved everybody I decided I was going to switch from cypress mulch (its heavy!) to paper towels.

I got all 9 BPs set up and happy and low and behold - one of my big kids had spilled her water. ALL of it. I'm like - I JUST FIXED THAT!

I cleaned it up and went to eat dinner. Came back and THREE of them had knocked it over. One of them being the girl from before! I'm like GAH-you-silly-snakes!!! I just left it, cause two are in blue and need the added humidity anyways.

Get up this morning and there was a menagerie of Poo and Pee podules waiting for me xD Couldn't you guys have done this LAST NIGHT?! BEFOREEEEE I cleaned everything?! Nope. Never.

On a side note - My cats did it too, I brought their litter pan, with used but not terribly dirty litter so they would recognize their box - put it down and added other litter, within 30 seconds, Little was all over that, making sure she was doing her best to make it as dirty a litterbox as possible.

Moral of the story; If you have a snake that wont go poo or pee, change their tub. Clean it SPOTLESS. They wont be able to resist. For added benefit - change their bedding style too (aspen to paper towels for instance).