How to Avoid Snakes

[drezden]

I came across this article and from what I can surmise it was written with serious intentions, but some of the steps read like satire.

Step 9: If you live in a rural community or don't have a car, and you have to walk from place to place, do so with a fast pace. When you are walking on the sidewalk, make sure you stay in the middle of the sidewalk.

Some of the things in this article seem like they would cause even more fear for someone already afraid of snakes.

http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Snakes

It's a fun read.

[Trackstrong83]

Ohhhh goodness. I had a guy come into my work the other day ( I work at a pet store ) while I was holding a ball python and he said his "neighbors German Shepard was killed and eaten by one of those" LOL really?!

[Valentine Pirate]

Don't go to a Snake Charmer because sometimes the snake doesn't listen and can bite you

I'm not really sure why, but this made me crack up for some reason. "Beware, Snake Charmer!"

And the idea of a snake "listening"

[CherryPython]

LOLOLOLOL...

Woooaaahhh guys, don't take too long getting into your cars!! You might get bitten!!!

Instead, why not just jump between objects that aren't on the floor? Door, to flowerpot, to bonnet of the car, and then the roof, and then swing down into the car!!