Ok, so this has never happened to me. Has this ever happened to anyone? I have a 22yr old normal and a 3 month old albino. Last week I was sitting on the couch with my older female in between the layers in my shirts warming her up and she defecated all over me. Not a pleasant experience as I was in jammy pants and as I stood up it ran down my leg and all over. Not fun, my friend thought it was hilarious as she fell to the ground laughing as I stripped down and ran to the shower. The second time just happened a few minutes ago. I was holding the 3 month old albino the same way - as I took him from under the layers I saw his tail cocked and I was a little gun shy after the last time. So he sat there in my hand with his tail cocked up and I ran into the kitchen and put him over the trash can. As I held him steady he proceeded to defecate while I was holding him over the trash can. It squirted all over and I was happy it wasn't under my shirt. I guess the lesson here is to not put a snake in the layers of your shirt. Has anyone ever heard of this? The female I've had for 22yrs and this has never happened. Is it just my lucky week??