Punchline

[Jack_Hammer]

We've all heard the good joke. The one that all you need to hear is the punchline to start laughing like a mad man. Let's share. If you haven't heard the joke before just ask, and some one will be sure to give the leader.


I'll start-

EDITED: FOLKS KEEP IN MIND THIS IS AN ALL-AGES SITE. POST APPROPRIATELY. ~Smulkin

[Marla]

Not sure about any punchline-only jokes I could share, but I'll post my older daughter's two current favorite riddles.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to dress the giraffe, and one to put the clocks back in the bathtub.

How many kids with ADD* does it take to change a lightbulb?
Look! A bunny!




*Kids with ADD and their parents can appreciate this one more than anyone else.

[OreoGaborio]

We've all heard the good joke. The one that all you need to hear is the punchline to start laughing like a mad man. Let's share. If you haven't heard the joke before just ask, and some one will be sure to give the leader.


I'll start-

EDITED: FOLKS KEEP IN MIND THIS IS AN ALL-AGES SITE. POST APPROPRIATELY. ~Smulkin

HAHAHAHAH, shot down..... that's a good one

[Smulkin]

Heck folks - if I of ALL people can manage to keep it clean while posting - monumental effort though it daily is as I make DEADWOOD sound like Romper Room when I speak - anyone can

It will take me hours to fish up something I can post here but I shall dig.

[Jack_Hammer]

Age appropriate? My 9yr. old brother told me that one... It's not like I was talkin' about the white horse that fell in the mud.........


O.K.- I hope I don't offend any dead people here....

Bell tower owner- Do you recognize this guy?
Coroner- No, but his face rings a bell.
Bell tower owner- Well, how about this guy?
Coroner- No, but he's a dead ringer for his brother.

[Jack_Hammer]

I've got another one, but I'm gonna save Smulkin the time.



EDITED: FOLKS KEEP IN MIND THAT THIS IS AN ALL AGES SITE. POST APPROPRIATLY.

[Smulkin]

Hilarity ensues.

[Marla]

Age appropriate? My 9yr. old brother told me that one...

Your parents' standards for your household are not relevant here. Our standards based on our understanding of what is commonly accepted language for use with and around young kids are what apply on this site.

[Jack_Hammer]

Your parents' standards for your household are not relevant here. Our standards based on our understanding of what is commonly accepted language for use with and around young kids are what apply on this site.

(Gee, that sounds kind of rude. Kinda like your dissin' my folks.)



In the words of Steve Martin-

WELLLL, EXCUUUUSE MEEEEE!

[Patrick Long]

if your folks need to be dissed then well......