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    I guess I get a new bedspread?

    So I was holding my girl today on my bed, letting her crawl around and explore and all of the sudden she just froze for a few seconds, wiggled her tail, and then let loose the biggest crap I have ever seen her produce right on my bedspread. It was one of those reeeaallllly juicy ones. I have never seen anything like it, she's been holding that one in for a while. So, I put her right back in her tank and threw away the bedspread, it's not even close to salvageable, all soaked through with snake gifts. **shudder** haha.

    So, up side, I finally have an excuse to buy a new bedspread, and I guess I don't have to clean the tank today since she conveniently soiled my personal space instead of hers. The funniest part is I have a blanket that is specifically hers that I ALWAYS put down over my bed for her for that very reason, I knew it was only a matter of time before she pulled that stunt. The one time I don't.... Life with reptiles...
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    LOL... Well that is the dangers of sharing your bed with a snake I guess........
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    Yup. I had it coming.
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    XD I did this a few months ago. I had Sable on the bed with Sam and I. I rolled over and she had let loose a MASSIVE one. It was closer to the size of a dog poo than anything I've seen her do before. Needless to say, Shower, laundry and new sheets were in order.

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    Re: I guess I get a new bedspread?

    This is why I never handle one of my BPs when it has "sausage butt"!
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    lol i've read a few of these kinds of posts...now i always check the size of the vent area before i handle! Of course, when they were all babies, i got quite a few gifts before i learned to check *rolls eyes* all over my lap, my neck, my belly...just in the hand...you name it *lol* not on the bed, thank goodness!
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    Re: I guess I get a new bedspread?

    Quote Originally Posted by dragonboy4578 View Post
    LOL... Well that is the dangers of sharing your bed with a snake I guess........
    Apparently you know my ex.



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    Yeah, I just really wasn't paying attention. Haha. Don't know why I didn't check for "sausage butt." I completely deserved what I got Just hilarious. She looked rather proud of herself.
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    Re: I guess I get a new bedspread?

    Quote Originally Posted by Xotik View Post
    XD I did this a few months ago. I had Sable on the bed with Sam and I. I rolled over and she had let loose a MASSIVE one. It was closer to the size of a dog poo than anything I've seen her do before. Needless to say, Shower, laundry and new sheets were in order.

    We should start a club.
    I just found my Dumerils Boa's first "gift", tonight.

    I almost screamed.

    [for a second, I thought she'd had a baby who'd died and mummified]

    Mine pee on me all the time.

    There's no "sausage butt warning sign" for that.

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