Christmas is Cancelled

[ER12]

Sorry everyone. Christmas is canceled this year. Santa won't be coming due to pending exotic animal laws across the country; Reindeer are exotic animals!

Imagine how many felony counts poor old Santa would rack up should Reindeer be added to the injurious Wildlife listing of the Lacey Act!

[Skittles1101]

Probably a good thing, I heard reindeer eat children when they are full grown anyways.

[Pidokenny]

Yeah... Plusss... They have big poop...

[mpkeelee]

And have u seen the bites they are capable of!!?? I don't want them anywhere near me or my family, even tho I know nothing about them and I am going off what has been said to be true. Santa has said he knows how to properly care for these animals so that is good enough for me. So I won't blame anything on him and ill just blame the animal.

[mr.spooky]

im eating reindeer for Christmas tomorrow.. killem and grillem
spooky

[Kittycatpenut]

Whoa... this is thread 666

[GHOST_584]

And don't forget one of them is a killer! Fish and Wildlife is still on the hunt for the one that " ran over someone's Grandma"!!!

[Kinra]

Probably a good thing, I heard reindeer eat children when they are full grown anyways.

The younger ones also eat cats and small dogs.

[Dragoon]

Yeah... Plusss... They have big poop...

Flying reindeer + big poop = better call in the USGS for the risk assessment, they are the most qualified for works of fiction