Misheard Lyrics

[MasonC2K]

Was bored today I thought about some of the songs I listened to that I just couldn't make out the lyrics and my mind just made up something else. These are my favorites. Kudos is you can guess what the real lyrics are.

Jet Airliner
Big ole Jed had a lighter!

Bohermian Rhapsody
Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you do the banned tango!

Purple Haze
Scuse me, while I kiss this guy!

Two Tickets to Paradise
I've got two chickens to paralize!

[abrunsen]

Was bored today I thought about some of the songs I listened to that I just couldn't make out the lyrics and my mind just made up something else. These are my favorites. Kudos is you can guess what the real lyrics are.

Jet Airliner
Big ole Jed had a lighter!

Bohermian Rhapsody
Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you do the banned tango!

Purple Haze
Scuse me, while I kiss this guy!

Two Tickets to Paradise
I've got two chickens to paralize!

Purple Haze
Scuse me, while I kiss the sky

Two Tickets to Paradise
Ive got two tickets to paradise?...

[Slashmaster]

My friends and I used to sing "Mr. Brightside" like this:

But she's touching his chest now
He takes off her breast now
Let me go

[...]

Jealousy, turning saints into the cheese
Turning through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis

But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager fly
Cause I'm Mr. Brightside

[Skittles1101]

Haha good thread! I remember when I was a kid I used to think Peter Gabriel (Shaking the tree...) was singing about a chicken in a tree