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I've Been Had!
I'm really starting to rethink naming my dog after a famous trickster.
This morning I got home from work with a new box of dog biscuits (his old ones went bad and had to be thrown out) and two breakfast burritos for myself. So I could eat my breakfast/dinner in peace, I gave Loki one of the biscuits. He took it outside, was gone for a minute (I assumed to eat the biscuit), and came back in, giving me pitiful 'I'm still hungry' looks. So, when I was done, I gave him the rest of what I didn't eat, plus another biscuit for being patient. He left the biscuit there, ate the burrito (it was bacon, egg, and cheese, with no spices or anything), and then went outside and brought back in the other biscuit to enjoy with the second one.
Little turd, hiding it and pretending he ate it and it wasn't enough just to score some of my breakfast and an extra biscuit!
That, or I'm just a big sucker for his puppy dog eyes.
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." ~ Terry Pratchett
1.0 Dachshund/Pomeranian mix (Loki)
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That is great. Mine pretends to potty in storms to get bisquits. Look ma. IM all wet can I get a treat.
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My poodle-mix will cheek biscuits to get more so she can go eat a pile of them. She knows if she goes and eats the first one, by the time she comes back, the box will be put away.
Theresa Baker
No Legs and More
Florida, USA
"Stop being a wimpy monkey,; bare some teeth, steal some food and fling poo with the alphas. "
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Re: I've Been Had!
oh my god that hilarious guys.
my current collection
1.2 kiddos
1.0 better half
0.1 mojave ball python (Nyx)
0.1 Dumerils Boa (Hemera)
1.0 Eastern Box turtle
3.4.? rats (? = litter coming any day now)
0.1 dutch rabbit (Lucy)
my "future hopefuls"
0.0.1 pied cockatiel 0.0.1 white bellied caique 0.0.2 guinea pigs
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Re: I've Been Had!
 Originally Posted by wolfy-hound
My poodle-mix will cheek biscuits to get more so she can go eat a pile of them. She knows if she goes and eats the first one, by the time she comes back, the box will be put away.
Someone sold you a hamster disguised as a poodle-mix
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