Ode to Snake Poop!

[tsealock]

Oh my dear ball pythons.
How you lovingly carpet bomb you're water bowls each and every time!
Like a marksman, you aim for perfect crevasse of your tub
Symmetrically, you align your dastardly presents!
Out of the tub, I lifting your chunky urine soaked bodies wriggling with glee
You give me that look of pride and satisfaction!
You're flicking tongue mocks me as I convulse at the putrid stench
You know what you have done!
I thought you were gravid...it was just the titanic of turds!
I loathe how you save up you're payload until you are bursting
My neighbors know before I do, when you finally poo!
I thought you nothing produce a turd as aweful as you, but i was wrong
My huge blood python just finally dropped her first bomb!

-End rant.

Today, all of my adults decided to bomb me. Including the 2 for 1 breeding pair shed and :cens0r::cens0r::cens0r::cens0r: special!

Just goes to show how much we love our reptiles

[loonunit]

1AM a few nights ago:

(from the living room): TREMENDOUS, EARTH-SHAKING, GASSY SPLATTERRIFIC EXPLOSION!
Me: "Oh, no."
Husband: "Was that the dog?"
(from the living room): MORE HORRENDOUS NOISES, FOLLOWED BY A PETITE FART.
Me: "Dogs are both in the bed here."
Husband: "....that was your snakes?"
Me: "...I think so."

Clean-up the next morning was every bit as fun as I imagined.

[Vypyrz]

Too funny.

Here is my contribution to the fine art of Poo Poetry, that I originally posted about a year and a half ago...

Twas the night before Friday,
and all through the house.
Not a creature was stirring,
especially no mouse.
At my computer,
In T-shirt and sweats.
Browsing the threads,
on BP.net.
All of the sudden, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my chair, to see what's the matter.
When what to my sensitive nose should appear,
The smell of fresh poo, yuck, gross, oh! dear.
It doesn't smell sweet, fragrant or fruity,
before bed, now, I must do my duty.
Chlorhexadine, substrate, and Provent-a-Mite,
see you all tomorrow, no more BP.net tonight...


-Vypyrz-

[cdavidson9]

That's how you start your morning right there! Thanks for the entertainment guys!

[tsealock]

The best part of waking up....is your snake's poop in its dixie cup! (to the tune of the folgers jingle)

[Kateesaurus]

Ok, poop in the tub is bad yea but have you ever been pooped on? I had my big pastel around my neck the other day and I was down the street on my friends porch because it was nice and warm. Guess who decides to start emptying himself of EVERYTHING directly down the front of my shirt? Yeah, it was the worst.

[tsealock]

The best part of waking up....is your snake's poop in its dixie cup! (to the tune of the folgers jingle)

[tsealock]

Yes, I've been crapped on, regurged on, hosed down etc. They always have the most amazing timing too!