SORRY FOR THE LENGTH IN ADVANCE!!

Some of you may find this trivial but I (and hopefully I’m not alone on this) find it down right hilarious. So, to fill you all in if you missed it, at the beginning of the month, sparticus had some interesting exchanges with a guy by the name of “Jessy Wooden” (I would be surprised if that was his real name) that was selling morphs for WAY below market prices and claimed to be selling a panda pied for another ridiculously low price. (Original thread by sparticus can be found here: http://ball-pythons.net/forums/showt...highlight=scam)

A tip of the hat to sparticus on this one for supplying the email address and as promised to sparticus, here’s my exchange with Jessy Wooden:

ME: Hey there,

I saw your post on CL and am very interested in a couple of your snakes. Please let me know what you still have available. Thanks!

HIM: Hello
Thanks for contacting me in regards to my Captive bred ball pythons,They are Many different Species of this ball pythons available and with different price range.Taking care of Captive bred Ball Pythons is something that I find enjoyable, relaxing, and educational as well as you will do.. It can be a challenge at times, and does teach you patience. One lesson I learned pretty early is that caring for reptiles is very unlike caring for mammals (ie.dogs,cats, hamsters, etc.).They will acclimate, but they will be good feeders and are not into defensive position.My Ball pythons are presently3.2ft and will be about 5 FT when fully grown.They are 08 and The Ball pythons in captivity are fed appropriately-sized mice and rats at the rate of 1-2 every week (I feed them one every 5 days). ***ALWAYS FEED BALL PYTHONS PRE-KILLED FOOD ITEMS!!!*Before i can give any of my ball pythons to any home, i will need you to know more about you,Please give answers to the
questions below:

Questions
1) Where are you located ??
2) Have you any Python care experience?
3) Are you a breeder??
4) How Old are you?
5) Are you married? with kids?
6) What do you do for a living? which of the breed do you want? and when are you ready to have this python?
7) What are your Contact Phone Numbers?


Sorry for all this Questions (i mean no offense) but just that i really need the very best for this Ball pythons.

THE 18 DIFFERENT SPECIES OF BALL PYTHONS AVAILABLE AND THEIR PRICES


Albino Ball python.....................................$250
Cinnamon Pastel Ball Python...................$190
Cinnamon Stripe Ball python..................$190
Piebald ball pythons.............................$250
Spider Ball Python..............................$190
Pastel Jungle Ball Python...............$156
Super Duper Pastel Ball python...........$156
Hypo Pastel Ball python...................$156
Ghost/hypo Ball Python.....................$156
Caramel Albino Ball python..................$250
Pewter Pastel Ball Pythons....................$220
Granite Ball python.........................$210
Granite Stripe Ball python..................$210
Pinstripe Ball python.......................$210
Mojave Ball Pythons...................$156
Bumble Bee Ball Pythons.............$300
Killer Bee....................................$300
Black Velvet Ball python...............$200
Yellow Belly Ball Pythons.............$220

OTHER SPECIES

King snakes............... $110
Flame snake.....................$156
Rat Snakes............$110
African Mole Snakes..............$110
Corn Snakes..................$ 110
Rear Fanged.................... $190
Rain Bow Boa............$300

I will be transporting the Ball Python Snakes from Cameroon West Africa and make arrangements for the ball pythons to be transported to any where without any problems.Please let me know if okay with you lets proceed.
Thanks

ME: (I didn’t answer his questions ) Interested in Killer Bee, Pewter, Bumble and both Cinn. and have cash in hand

Please let me know what you want to do from here. Thanks.

HIM: We apologize for the late reply . Anyway Thanks for getting back to us about the Ball pythons . Actually we will like to let you know that since your are making a command of more than one pythons . we are going to give you the pythons with a discount so . instead of the list we gave you in the previous mail we are going to give you ,at
Killer Bee.................................................$230
Pewter Pastel Ball Pythons.....................$200
Bumble Bee Ball Pythons ........................$230
Cinnamon Pastel Ball Python...................$150
Cinnamon Stripe Ball python..................$150
Total ...................................................$960 instead of 1200
We are going to take care of the transportation every other necessity .And you are going to pay just $700 in advance , and once you receive the pythons , then you complete the rest of the money . This is because we want to give you enough assurance , so that we can have a long business term . So you are requested to get back to use with the full home delivery details . So that we can proceed with the necessary papers works arrange . Before proceeding with the payment arrangement .Also you can reach me at my number# +23770856839 . If there are any other question feel free to call and ask OK
Thanks

ME: Alright, I'll take the whole lot. Where are you located? Can you send me some pictures? Thanks.

HIM: Attached to this mail are the pictures of the pythons you requested . We are currently located in Cameroon . so get back to us with your full home delivery details . Which we are going to use in transporting you the pythons . The details needed are Your Names,State,City,Postal Code.Home Address,Phone Number and your destination airport . Once we have this details , we are going to proceed with the necessary papers works arrangements. As soon as we are done with the papers work arrangement . We are going to get back to you with the details , you are going to use in paying the money for the pythons . So that we can proceed and ship you the pythons .Also you can reach me at my number# +23770856839 . If there are any other question feel free to call and ask OK
Thanks and waiting

(PICTURES WERE DEFINITELY PULLED FROM GOOGLE)

ME: I don't have the proper license to recieve animals from other countries. I thought you were in the US... (to be honest, I don’t know the requirements or regulations to receive animals from other countries but I’m sure it’s not as easy as doing it from state to state)

HIM: There is no license needed to receive animals from another country . These pythons are coming with all health papers , so you have nothing to worry about OK

ME: Pretty sure there is a phenomenal fee when exchanging animals between countries. Plus, since they're exotic, there are certain rules and regulations that go along with shipping the animals. Also, how is there any sort of health guarantee if it will take multiple days to ship?

HIM: I made some inquires and was told that there are no fees when shipping animals apart from the transportation , which i already told you that i am going to take care of . And also the pythons are vaccinated . and are checked , so if even they take more than a day to reach your location , they will be no health problem OK
Waiting

ME: "And also the pythons are vaccinated " - you

There are currently no vaccinations for snakes. What did you "vaccinate" them with? Sugar water?

HIM: They were vaccinated with sugar water (O_O)

ME: And what does that do for the snake?

HIM: i was told by a friend that , giving then sugar water will help them prevent some illnesses

ME: Can you please explain to me on a biological level how injecting sugar water does anything for a snake? I've never heard of injecting sugar water into ball pythons to make them healthy and I'm really curious. Thanks. (I stayed as “professional” as I could because I didn’t want to scare the lulz away)

HIM: i earlier told you a friend of mine advice me to do so that it is going to help the pythons , and i did that because he had pythons before me . He told me that was what was keeping his pythons healthy .

If you made it this far, I applaud you but on a serious note, everytime I received an email from him, I was like: