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    Registered User tsealock's Avatar
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    My big Redneck Wedding

    I hate myself for watching this show, but they have an episode where the wife buys her husband an adult albino ball python. She has no idea what kind of snake it is. The redneck snake breeder just called it a "yeller shnake" The husband turned out to HATE snakes too...I'm so worried for this poor thing. I dunno if she paid retail for it though. Maybe the redneck breeder really is THAT stupid? It is aweful.I knew people were stupid with reptiles, but I thought designer morphs of ball pythons were immune...guess not.
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    Nothing is immune to stupidity.....
    “I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.”Winston Churchill
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    Re: My big Redneck Wedding

    Quote Originally Posted by dragonboy4578 View Post
    Nothing is immune to stupidity.....


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    Re: My big Redneck Wedding

    I suppose so. Oh well.
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    Re: My big Redneck Wedding

    Quote Originally Posted by dragonboy4578 View Post
    Nothing is immune to stupidity.....
    not true the dead are immune even if it was their stupidity that caused their untimely demise
    Was married to 4theSNAKElady (still wish we were)
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    Albino

    I saw that, so so so sad. I would love to have that one, he/she was a very pretty one.

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    Re: My big Redneck Wedding

    Quote Originally Posted by dragonboy4578 View Post
    Nothing is immune to stupidity.....
    Nothing can fix it either lol

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    Re: My big Redneck Wedding

    Quote Originally Posted by mechnut450 View Post
    not true the dead are immune even if it was their stupidity that caused their untimely demise
    But that means they were once not immune; so they could not escape it! So they were not immune, since they were not always dead. Like saying a frog is not a tadpole, sure it isn't; but it used to be!


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    Along this same line, my daughter was watching Disney Channel today, and the show about kids on a Yacht, I forget the name, anyhow they had a huge crate labeled Dangerous Snakes.

    Now of course the kids manage to knock the lid off the crate, and the snakes start invading the ship.

    In the first place, no one is going to take " dangerous snakes" on a cruise ship. Second, no one is going to secure a crate with any live animal in it so poorly. Third, I'd love to know how they figure 99% of those snakes were "dangerous". I spotted Ball Pythons, Hognoses, Cornsnakes, Milk Snakes, Garden Snakes, a Carpet Python, and a beautiful Albino Burmese, as well as several species I did not recognize. Along with numerous rubber snakes.

    Sigh. Just one more example of the media perpetuating the myth that all snakes can kill.

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    Re: My big Redneck Wedding

    So i saw this bumper sticker one time that read "stupidity should hurt". It is probably one of the best things ive ever read. And its the truth. lol

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