You might have too many ball pythons if...
-You are a master with a soldering iron, but know nothing about circuitry.
-You have lung cancer and burns from melting holes in rubbermaid bins.
-Every where you go/shop you look for something that would make a good hide.
-NOBODY will eat at your house after seeing your freezer.
-You have 20 shoe box tubs, but only 3 pairs of shoes.
-Petsmart won't let you "adopt" any more rodents.
-You just ask for "the usual" when you order frozen rodents
-It costs more to ship your feeders than the rats themselves
-You have more snakes than your city zoo.
-You chose that new morph over that new sports car
-You blew your financial aid/tax refund on snakes
-This site is your homepage, followed by kingsnake.com
-When you talk about your snakes, people think you are talking about desserts.
-Keeping reptiles had made you into a carpenter, electrician, geneticist, salesman, and janitor.
-You pay for things in snakes.
-Your friends/relatives DON'T want a birthday gift from you.
-You used to dress up like Steve Irwin for halloween as a kid
-You STILL dress up like Steve Irwin from halloween.
-Everyone calls you when they find a snake in their yard.
Ok everyone, add your own!
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