I met a lady and I happened to mentiont that I kept snakes. She sorta looked at me strange and then proceeded to call me a "devil worshiper" and If I get bit by "one of satans creations" I will be possesed and die.

I laughed so hard it wasn't even funny. She looked very puzzled after I stopped. I didn't say anything back to her and proceeded to walk away. Still laughing my A$$ off in my head.