I'm sure this must have been mentioned before, but..
Every single person I ever mention to that I have snakes always says "Well, I heard about a guy who had a huge snake, and it laid down beside him one day, and he phoned the vet and they said that the snake was sizing him up to eat him..."
I don't know how many versions of this story i've heard! "My cousin's friend", "my brother's friend", "this guy I work with", etc. etc. etc.!!! I can't take it!
What do I tell the people that ask me this? How on earth do you handle it?