Talk about stupid and you must be talking about the norreds.

I would HIGHLY recommend that anyone they contact avoid doing business with them. Their money's good, but they are lying, conniving not very smart people.

Here's the reader's digest version of our exchange.


I had that female superpastel for sale on KS for 600.00 and here for 575.00.

Genius #1(those of you who know me know that when I say Genius I really mean Dumbass) contacted me through the KS ad, as his "pretend" girlfriend. It seemed fake to me anyway. So, I told him the price, same as in the ad and that I had no info on where the snake came from or what its parents looked like.

So, they want the snake. I send paypal request she is SOOOOOO happy to be getting this snake.

Then Genius #1 starts sending me emails saying he needs to know what the "dam and sire" looked like so he can know what this one will look like when she's grown up.

I had already answered that for him, nicely. I didn't produce the snake and don't know who did. They, Genius #1 and his imaginary girlfriend decline my paypal request and pop off some Genius comment about how stupid I am for losing a sale.

As you can imagine, I was crushed.

Then he, after irritating me, contacts me again,says he is a member here, saw the ad for the same snake for less and wants to know if he can have it for 575.00.

I informed him, using these words, that he was a pain in the ass and I was not inclined to offer him the BP.net price and if he wanted the snake he knew the price. 600.00 shipped. Genius #1 stomps off in a huff.

Enter Genius #2. This is eric, brother of Genius #1. Or vice versa, they are interchangable as far as Geniusness. He pretends, badly, to be someone new but asks the exact same questions using the exact same wording as Genius #1. I knew it was either the same guy or a friend of his. Remember, this genepool has not had new chromosomes added in at LEAST half a dozen generations. I can here them now,"Uncledaddy, why do you and auntymomma look like cuzin jimbob? Y'all had different mommas, dincha?"

Cool, time for me to have some fun. So I be all nice but toss out some bait, which they swallowed hook, line and sinker. I had a good time, saw some Genius cajuns lie and basically cheat/steal in order to save a whopping 25 bucks. How proud they must be. Mommy and daddy, if they even know who daddy is, must be overjoyed to have produced such outstanding offspring from such limited genetic material. Provided of course that any of them know what genetic material is. I suspect they think it's the spillage in the backseat after a wrasslin session in the back of the chevy. It's not, but brains do not seem to run in this family.

THEN, when the Genius brothers get the snake I hear nothing for about 10 days. Finally, unable to resist gloating, remember, they "got" me for 25 bucks, Genius #1 pms me to brag about how they put one over on me. Zoinks, had again. LOL.

I'm pretty sure his bubble burst when I told him I knew, didn't care and had basically toyed with them both, all if there really is a girlfriend, from the gitgo.

I mean seriously, I'm not the brightest bulb in the pack but if I caught on to these assclowns from the first email, how stupid must they be?

Very. Very very actually. Too stupid to know that they are not smart enough to know just how stupid they are.

Avoid these examples of how not to do honest business.