Ok I have a huge problem here and I need some ideas quick!

Next week (April 29) is my girlfriends 23 birthday. I have absolutely no freakin idea what to get her. At all!

Here's some background info... I'm Canadian (so I can't get her a gun or fireworks ) she really likes my crested geckos but not sure if she's fakin it. We've been together 5 or maybe 8 months? This Friday were going to Cuba for a week. She lives with her parents. She likes hockey. She is freakin >smokin< hot. Hmmm what else. She's exactly like me. (were both lazy and like to chill and watch movies rather than move and be creative.) she's just finished school to become a social worker.
If you have any questions please ask. I just really need some help!!!
Thanks in advance, Jeremy.

P.s. I think if worse comes to worse I'm gunna buy her a nice terrarium kit and get EVERY thing she needs to get started with a crested gecko.