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    Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened to Anyone With 20-ft Python

    http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...ath_could_have

    I see... half a ball python... then a part-retic, part-boa... then a Burm... lol. Anyways, I found this funny.

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    Re: Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened to Anyone With 20-ft Python

    also did I, but in the Herp Broadcast section there is a thread on this
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    Re: Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened to Anyone With 20-ft Python

    What idiots lets the snake supervise your kid by the pool .Now they want money for a therepy snake for the daughter .I see this as a bullcrap story made up by a bunch of idiots! If you look at the pic the snakes are joined together.One is part burm-ball,then boa -retic.This is starting to REALLY p me off with all these fabricated stories about snakes .
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    Re: Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened to Anyone With 20-ft Python

    Oh it's a Joke...
    When you've got 10,000 people trying to do the same thing, why would you want to be number 10,001? ~ Mark Cuban
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    Re: Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened to Anyone With 20-ft Python

    "I should have checked on him before I went out shopping and to the movies". lol....
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    Re: Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened to Anyone With 20-ft Python

    Its just a joke broadcast so dont get upset. They talk about guilting your kids out of going to college to save money and then woodland faires at the end.

    But it was really ammusing.
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    Re: Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened to Anyone With 20-ft Python

    Quote Originally Posted by joepythons View Post
    What idiots lets the snake supervise your kid by the pool .Now they want money for a therepy snake for the daughter .I see this as a bullcrap story made up by a bunch of idiots! If you look at the pic the snakes are joined together.One is part burm-ball,then boa -retic.This is starting to REALLY p me off with all these fabricated stories about snakes .
    You're kidding, right?

    Your telling me you couldn't figure out this was a joke?

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    Re: Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened to Anyone With 20-ft Python

    Quote Originally Posted by Freakie_frog View Post
    Oh it's a Joke...
    My thoughts exactly.
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    Re: Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened to Anyone With 20-ft Python

    I love the Onion, print and online. They really have their own style of satirical humor. I love it!
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