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    Funny Kid Story

    Ok so most of you know that I have a 9 year old son who is in third grade. We live in an area with LOTS of kids. So my son has a bunch of friends that hang out. Well long story short a couple of his 9 year old friends (boy and a girl) are now "boyfriend and girlfriend"...ugh! Well apparently these two friends were kissing. I learned ...from my son that there are different types of kissing. I thought I would enlighten you all.

    There is regular kissing which is a peck on the lips
    Then there is the French kissing which is kissing on the nose
    Then there is the North American kissing which open mouth touching tongues (back in my day was French kissing.... ) I think the most priceless thing probably was my face as he was describing this...oye.

    I thought this description was hilarious coming from my son. Thank god he thought it all was "disgusting" and "inappropriate". And informed me that he would not be dating until after college as "those girls" are out for his money and it could ruin him trying to get a college degree. (yes I clearly taught him well...lol)

    The two friends....well apparently the boys Mother came out and drug him away by his hair. It is quite the third grade scandal of the year...lol

    Oye...my son is growing up...
    Last edited by BPelizabeth; 01-25-2010 at 09:57 PM.
    Michelle
    Lets just say it has advanced to ....way too much to list

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