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    Wink Tickle Me Elmo?????

    There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

    Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

    The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee.

    He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.


    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

    At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

    The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena ..

    'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

    'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
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    Re: Tickle Me Elmo?????

    lolololololololololollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Quote Originally Posted by reixox View Post
    BPs are like pokemon. you tell yourself you're not going to get sucked in. but some how you just gotta catch'em all.

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    Re: Tickle Me Elmo?????

    lmao, that was awesome.
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    Re: Tickle Me Elmo?????

    LOL! That was very cute!

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    Re: Tickle Me Elmo?????

    That was cute

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    Re: Tickle Me Elmo?????

    Always loved that one..

    Heres another,

    A young man is sitting on a park bench with a mohawk of red,green and yellow

    A gray haired fellow sits down on the bench and keeps looking his way..

    The young man says, whats up old man ? you ain't never done anything crazy before ?

    The witty gray haired fellow say's why yes,, I once had relations with a parrot and was wondering if you were my son..

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