Honestly, I can't even believe she is serious... I have a neighbor that Ive been talking to for the past week. After I decided she was cool enough, I told her about my snakes, since if I have company over, I dont feel like sending them screaming running out the door..

Close enough..

I told her that I had a couple ball pythons, that they are small, nonaggressive, not poisonous, and cant get out. She proceded to freak out and said: "my body is quenching and makes me wanna hide in my bathroom. now im gonna have nightmares about a snake eating me" She is convinced it's going to eat her cat. I told her they don't do that and she insists they are. I sent her this picture and asked how this is going to eat a cat: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2760288/charlie.jpg

I told her that they are NOT aggressive at all, and definitely not large snakes like you see in movies. that they aren't poisonous and dont even have fangs. She said "yes they are" I asked where she's getting her information or if shes pullin it out of thin air..and she said thin air, but its one of her biggest fears.

She's calmed down a bit since, but wow....