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Re: Don't you know about Marty Cohen??
LOL this is hilarious Heather. Gotta love MARTY COHENNNNNNNNNN!!!
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Re: Don't you know about Marty Cohen??
Haha!
Tha was great! Thank you for the laugh!
Oh that Marty Cohen!
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Re: Don't you know about Marty Cohen??
I knew I had seen that Dashing Feline Form someplace before.
I was Downtown recently, in a seedy neighborhood because that's the way I roll, when this Cat, who I now know is Marty Cohen, comes sauntering, not slinking, not walking, but sauntering like he owned the world and didn't have a care in it. He actually blew on his claws and rubbed them on his chest while his long pink tongue straightened out his lip whiskers.
I don't know if he saw me, I doubt he notices us little people if we stand real still like, but I'll never forget the mezmerizing gaze, so intense it seemed like it actually warped the bricks of the buildings and the wet cobblestones of the street.
Like a deer in headlights, I was.
I lived through it, fortunately. Can't say the same for the poor Schmoe they found in the alley next morning.
Now I don't know Marty Cohen did it. And if he did, I still don't want to know. But they say the guy was mauled, beaten up pretty bad. Someone said it the guy looked like a bird he had once seen a cat toy with....
I'm just sayin'.....
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