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    Don't you know about Marty Cohen??

    Yes, a Cat named Marty Cohen.





    He arrived by chance in my facility after a frolic in the local fair.

    He travels by purse mostly, or by dog.

    Which Dog?

    Why, the Regal dog, of course..



    So of course, Marty Cohen is now a welcome member of the Heather's Herps family.

    Best friends to the Fuzzbutt, aka Regal, and now my new Vanna White in the snake room!

    Let him show you around a bit...

    He loves the rodents. Of course! He's a cat! (Named Marty Cohen.. Don't you forget it!)



    He likes the Spiders girls. They go all wobbly for him!



    And of course, his best friend in the snake room is Lucky, the Lucky Snake of 09'.

    They sometimes bunk together...



    And so goes the life of a Cat named Marty Cohen. He will be back around very soon!
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    Re: Don't you know about Marty Cohen??

    LOL this is hilarious Heather. Gotta love MARTY COHENNNNNNNNNN!!!
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    Re: Don't you know about Marty Cohen??

    Haha!

    Tha was great! Thank you for the laugh!

    Oh that Marty Cohen!
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    Re: Don't you know about Marty Cohen??

    I knew I had seen that Dashing Feline Form someplace before.

    I was Downtown recently, in a seedy neighborhood because that's the way I roll, when this Cat, who I now know is Marty Cohen, comes sauntering, not slinking, not walking, but sauntering like he owned the world and didn't have a care in it. He actually blew on his claws and rubbed them on his chest while his long pink tongue straightened out his lip whiskers.

    I don't know if he saw me, I doubt he notices us little people if we stand real still like, but I'll never forget the mezmerizing gaze, so intense it seemed like it actually warped the bricks of the buildings and the wet cobblestones of the street.

    Like a deer in headlights, I was.

    I lived through it, fortunately. Can't say the same for the poor Schmoe they found in the alley next morning.

    Now I don't know Marty Cohen did it. And if he did, I still don't want to know. But they say the guy was mauled, beaten up pretty bad. Someone said it the guy looked like a bird he had once seen a cat toy with....

    I'm just sayin'.....
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