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My new snake is a jerk lol
So my room mate just had a friend over. And I was sitting and reading, she comes in and asks if she can see the snakes so i say sure. I take her in and she is just enjoying it. When she goes to leave i am holding one, and I walk with him out into the kitchen. He is one Of my newest snakes, (100% het. for G.S.). So here it is well standing in the kitchen Him in my arms, I notice just a very faint smell, there then gone, Then I feel my feet getting wet. I look down to see my snake peeing and pooing right at my feet in front of this girl who has never seen a BP befor. LOL what a shock I kinda just stood there dumfounded lol, not sure what to do.
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Re: My new snake is a jerk lol
Lmao, what a little meanie!
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Re: My new snake is a jerk lol
GROSS! here's my first experience with snake poo...
i had recently got a cornsnake (my first snake EVER) and i knew my ex-boyfriends friend had 2 cornsnakes, so i went over to see them, and i was holding the female, who apparently hadn't eaten in 2ish months, and she wrapped herself around my neck. she had her tail in my hoodie pocket, and, you guessed it! a few minutes later i felt something wet dripping onto my toes...yes, she had pooped INSIDE my hoodie pocket, and it has soaked through. LOVELY!
funny thing is, the dude with the snakes...is now my boyfriend, and now we have TWENTY! between the two of us we had three when we met!
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Re: My new snake is a jerk lol
 Originally Posted by katia
ex-boyfriends friend had 2 cornsnakes,
funny thing is, the dude with the snakes...is now my boyfriend, and now we have TWENTY! between the two of us we had three when we met!
Some friend! lol
1.1 pastel Ball python 1.0 anery corn
0.1 ghost corn 0.1 Albino Radiated Rat
1.0 Albino Burmese 0.1 Snow corn
0.1 Dumerils Boa 2.3 Normal Ball Python
2.7 Leopard geckos 1.1 Ringer Ball Python
1.0 Western Hognose 1.1 Spider Ball Python
1.0 cinnamon Ball Python 0.1 Min Pin
0.1 Turkey 0.1 Mini Dapple Dachshund
1.1 cats 1.1 snapping turtles
1.1 3 strip mud turtles and a bunch of feeder rodents
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Re: My new snake is a jerk lol
LOL... I've been peed/pooped on twice now (once by Vinnie & once by Toby), and it's oh so much fun. Amazing how much can come out of them, isn't it?  
I guess we can add that to the list, from the thread "Maaaajor problem" - You haven't been keeping snakes long enough until you've been bitten, had an escapee, AND been defecated on. Lucky me, I've experienced all three two times each.
Lolo's Collection...
Ball Pythons: 0.4 Normals, 1.0 Pastel, 1.1 Mojaves, 1.0 Black Pastel, 2.0 Spiders, 0.1 Lesser, 1.0 Orange Ghost, 0.1 Honeybee
0.1 Spotted Python, 1.1 Stimson's Pythons, 1.0 Jungle Carpet Python
3.4 Corn Snakes, 1.1 Western Hognose Snakes, 1.2 cats, and 1.0 dog (47lb mutt)
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Re: My new snake is a jerk lol
 Originally Posted by katia
i had recently got a cornsnake (my first snake EVER) and i knew my ex-boyfriends friend had 2 cornsnakes, so i went over to see them, and i was holding the female, who apparently hadn't eaten in 2ish months, and she wrapped herself around my neck. she had her tail in my hoodie pocket, and, you guessed it! a few minutes later i felt something wet dripping onto my toes...yes, she had pooped INSIDE my hoodie pocket, and it has soaked through. LOVELY!
Oh, I can beat that one - LOL. I was holding Toby around my neck in the kitchen, and his tail was tucked inside the front of my shirt. Suddenly I heard a "squeeky" sound, followed by a gush of pee going down my shirt... and RIGHT into the middle (cleavage area) of my bra. Wow, what an odd feeling that was.
Lolo's Collection...
Ball Pythons: 0.4 Normals, 1.0 Pastel, 1.1 Mojaves, 1.0 Black Pastel, 2.0 Spiders, 0.1 Lesser, 1.0 Orange Ghost, 0.1 Honeybee
0.1 Spotted Python, 1.1 Stimson's Pythons, 1.0 Jungle Carpet Python
3.4 Corn Snakes, 1.1 Western Hognose Snakes, 1.2 cats, and 1.0 dog (47lb mutt)
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Re: My new snake is a jerk lol
 Originally Posted by cornball252
Some friend! lol
My Ex set me up with her friend and we now have been together for 12 years and married with two kids! Love can come from anywhere as long as the ex is okay with it!
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Re: My new snake is a jerk lol
One of my snakes has peed on me about 8 times.
Ball Pythons 1.1 Lesser, Pastel
1.0 Lesser Pastel, 0.0.7 mixed babies
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Re: My new snake is a jerk lol
lol what an embarrassing story! But quite funny 
I haven't been pooped on yet (my BP is a little lady who likes to go in her water dish) but I hope that when it happens, I'll at least have some privacy while I wallow in poop and misery lol.
Lolo76 - My snake peeing or pooping down my shirt is my worst nightmare! I'm so sorry that happened to you lol
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