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    Oh...my...god...lol!

    So.....I'm walking home from a friends house in my PJ's in the middle of Albany, NY, when I see this car pulled over with the hazard lights on and two frantic ladies in short skirts, tube tops that seemed to be the occupants of the all white, gold rimmed corolla. As i'm walking up the small slope to my stairs I hear the blonde woman say "oh...please can you help us! Please please", I took a double take at them and stopped. The brunette then rushes up saying "you're going to think we are crazy right now.....*deep breath*,..............but........there'saspiderinthecarandi'mpetrified.......*si gh*"




    To which I exlaim "Oh, I work at petsmart it's all good." and proceed to pick up the 1 inch white spider and gently place it on the ground.


    With a good night wish, i walked away.







    Then ran inside to post that i am SO HAPPY this happened to me cause it was hysterical..........

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    Re: Oh...my...god...lol!

    Humans are...sad.
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    Re: Oh...my...god...lol!

    lol shoulda got their numbers

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    Re: Oh...my...god...lol!

    Quote Originally Posted by mainbutter View Post
    lol shoulda got their numbers
    HA! But my brain cells are precious.

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    Re: Oh...my...god...lol!

    LMFAO!!! AWWW thats HILARIOUS!!

    this reminds me when my bro and i were coming back from a party, and i noticed a bee was on his arm, LOL, and he started SCREAMING and flailing "omg omg get it off get it off im allergic to bees!!!" (which hes not) LMAO, and so i swipe the bee off him, and he goes "dont tell anyone k?"
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    BPs are like pokemon. you tell yourself you're not going to get sucked in. but some how you just gotta catch'em all.

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    Re: Oh...my...god...lol!

    LOL. You wouldn't even of wanted to know what I would of said.
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    Re: Oh...my...god...lol!

    Quote Originally Posted by neal View Post
    lol. You wouldn't even of wanted to know what i would of said.

    i do i do i do xd
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    Re: Oh...my...god...lol!

    They where trying to make ou feel like the one who saved the damsels in distress.

    You failed.
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    Re: Oh...my...god...lol!

    Hey, don't laugh so much...there was a time I would have done the same thing. Though I was actually arachnophobic. It's taken me over 15 years to get over that, but now I finally ONLY request my BF to remove the spider while standing across the room as opposed to running from the building in tears, screaming loudly. (Which is what I still do with bees and wasps - not getting over that phobia any time soon).

    Strangely enough, the only two creatures on earth I'm scared of are the only two phobias I've had.

    But all in all...yes, that was a funny situation.
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    Re: Oh...my...god...lol!

    Well..first off all, I'm a she.............but yea it was quite comical. Good night......very good night.

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