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This is too funny.
Ok so last week I noticed one of my lbs getting ready to shed, I cranked the humidity and left him alone. And tonight I thought he was done, so I tried to feed him and he wouldn't try to strike the rat. About 5 minutes later I took him out so I can move around some stuff the rat messed up in his cage and put him on my bed. He was right behind my girlfriend and she wasn't paying attention to him. I went to go put him back in his tank and found a massive dump from him on the bed. Remember when I said he was behind my girlfriend? Yeah well she adjusted herself and sat in his giant turn and he pissed on her HAHAHAHA. This moment was too funny to not be told.
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I hope you find another girlfriend soon.
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I would have died of a brian hemorrage trying not to laugh. That's about like thentime I bought a bp from a swap, and asked my wife to hold the bag while we walked around, since I knew she didn't want to hold the boxes of crickets. Well, you guessed it, the snake decided to trash the bag, which in turn trashed the sweat jacket the wife was wearing. Thought I was a dead man for a minute there, lol.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Never argue with idiots. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with their experience.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Re: This is too funny.
The wife got peed on just a week ago. Ruined a sofa pillow.
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Re: This is too funny.
Originally Posted by AlexisFitzy
Oooooohhhh nooooo!!!!! that's so grody! Lol but that's sooooooo hilarious!!! I've had a similar experience when my mom wanted to put on of my bps in her hoody pocket because she thought he was cold. I told her not too, not a good idea lol. She put him in there and he got cozy/comfy...a little too comfy and once I had put him away she put her hand in her pocket and found a nice turd I was dying laughing! Thanks for sharing your funny experience! Hope the gf had a good laugh too, and helped you clean it up since she kinda smash it into the bed lol.
Luckily I had a comforter, sheets, and a feather down comforter in my bed so nothing soaked into my mattress hahaha
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