Hello- new here-

[scalesss]

hello fellow subjects i am your master abay meeeee

[Bogertophis]

hello fellow subjects i am your master abay meeeee

"...abay [sic]..."? Not likely -but if you're here to help others, or need some advice with your own animals, then .

And since this is off the topic it's posted in , I'll be moving this to the "Off-topic Cafe" under "introduce yourself".

[rlditmars]

I guess if you are going to aspire to be anyone's master, you should master the spelling of the word "obey".
That said, "Hello and Welcome"