Wait, was I just here?

I was in the grocery store today, a veritable nexus of intellectual activity if ever there were one.

Going down an isle, pushing my partially loaded cart, I encounter an abandoned cart containing nothing but four small d'anjou pairs.

Directly in front of me, in my partially filled shopping cart, are three slightly larger d'anjou pairs.

My first thought, upon seeing them alone and discarded, was to wonder if I had recently been here (there), but been unsuccessful in my attempt to obtain nourishment to such an extent that evacuation was the only viable option, which I did (I guess) thereby giving myself now (me) the opportunity to return now (then) and succeed in my quest.

Then I saw the green metal twist tie which I/me never use and realized that I had not yet been there until I got there and since I was still there and didn't use those little ties, there was no way it could have been me. Before.

My brain hurts...

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Originally Posted by SnakeKittyFishy

My brain hurts...

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x2 lol

I mean I get it, but I had to read it 3 times before I did

A tad confusing......just a tad :P

Well done sir... :gj:

If the purpose of the post was to make you think, to confuse or to entertain, it appears you have succeeded...

Déjà vu?
Jamais vu?
No, wait, TIME WARP!
I dunno. Your observations are always interesting, though!

i think you mean pears not pairs...
I read this at least 5 times before figuring that out lol

I've always suspected I'm not a smart man...and I think this just confirms it. Totally lost:confused:

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

i think you mean pears not pairs...
I read this at least 5 times before figuring that out lol

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Hahaha, I didn't even catch that. You're right though. It could use some tweaking, but I'll probably just leave it as it is for now.