A member is on TV! (Intervention)

:bow: Uncle Skippy

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Originally Posted by Skiploder

I'll give you credit for being the wordiest troll to ever grace this site. Unfortunately your comparative eloquence and your thin veneer of pretending to give a crap about Danny and his family are just that - thin and superficial. You are not fooling anyone as to why you are here and what your motive is.

Unfortunately, like most people who are trollish, vapid and self-delusional, your reasoning is also slow, lumbering and stupid. You came into a saloon full of gunfighters brandishing a spork. If you had two working brain cells to rub together, you would have done some research before you opened your mouth and smeared your verbal spoor all over this thread.

Let me educate you shrek*star, since 1990, there have been 16 fatalities attributed to captive, venomous snakes in the United States.

In that same time period, there have been 10 fatalities attributed to captive, constricting snakes in the United States. Since you probably have at most, 10 fingers, let me do the math for you before you bend over to take off your shoes and socks.

That's a combined 26 fatalities in 23 years.

Now let's do a simple comparison - since 2005 alone, 251 people in this country have been mauled to death by dogs.

The question to you, Mr. Troll, is do you own a dog?

If so, shame on you.

If not, go spew your crap on some dog forum.

For the record, Mr. Card is a fraud. A liar, a self-important tool, and a jackass of the highest order. In fact, if I ever meet Mr. Card in person, I would be tempted to kick him as hard as I can square in his a$$ for being a fraud and a cheat and a liar. Before I do so I will need someone to mark a good spot for me because - as far as I can tell - he's all a$$.

Before you post one more word of your drivel on this forum, take five minutes to research Mr. Card and report back to Uncle Skippy what you found.

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*sniffle*

I love you Uncle SKippy. Also, I'm awarding you fifteen internet points for "You came into a saloon full of gunfighters brandishing a spork."

And it's factually correct. To the troll, if you think it's "unwise" to have children with snakes, then you MUST be ranting at all dog owners right? ALso any family who daringly allows their children to own horses. And don't forget, it's not "pitbulls" that kill all the people in the US, it's all breeds.

Don't forget cats. Cat bites become infected easily AND many children are deathly allergic and thus cats cause many deaths each year, without figuring in how many might trip a child down the stairs or lure a unsuspecting child into traffic or other danger.

Ever see those horrifyingly unwise parents who allow their children to ride BICYCLES??? My Gawd!! What are they thinking??? Look up the stats on bicycle related deaths and injury too while you're up on your pedestal of "THINK OF THE CHILDREN".

My advice, if you're serious and not a troll(hahahaha) and not a shill from the network, is to look up a few facts and figures before you believe a moronic "reality" program on cable.

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Originally Posted by wolfy-hound

Don't forget cats. Cat bites become infected easily AND many children are deathly allergic and thus cats cause many deaths each year, without figuring in how many might trip a child down the stairs or lure a unsuspecting child into traffic or other danger.

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PEANUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk about deadly allergies....

100% of the people born, will die in their lifetime.

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Originally Posted by 3skulls

100% of the people born, will die in their lifetime.

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60% of the time it works every time. Its made with bits of real panther, so you know its good.

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hey new guy, who the bloody hell are you and why the bloody hell should ANYONE listen to anything you have to say? Do you keep snakes? Have you ever kept snakes? What type, for how long and if you don't still have them, why?

You REALLY shouldn't piss Ol Uncle Skippy, heh heh heh, off. And he's the NICE one.

So, genius who cares soooooo much for his fellow man and his children, other than showing just how stupid you are, what are you hoping to accomplish here?

What do you do for a living smart guy?

This whole situation is absolutely vulgar. Seems to be some good info for keepers in here though. Stay away from mainstream media. We all know that snakes are not something that the media is portraying in a positive light. Unfortunately we live in a country where anything different is chastised mercilessly. If it doesn't fit into the puzzle of what the media decides is "IN" this week then it's made to look undesirable. Seems to me the majority of people who would rather go with the uneducated views that television projects aren't really worth their own opinions and their opinions don't seem to add up to much either. So screw it. ;) people will always fear what they don't understand. I'm proud to consider myself among the 1 percent of true Individuals. Let your freak flag fly!!!

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Originally Posted by Skiploder

Let me educate you shrek*star, since 1990, there have been 16 fatalities attributed to captive, venomous snakes in the United States.

In that same time period, there have been 10 fatalities attributed to captive, constricting snakes in the United States. Since you probably have at most, 10 fingers, let me do the math for you before you bend over to take off your shoes and socks.

That's a combined 26 fatalities in 23 years.

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26 in 23 years? Did you know that the consumer product safety commission knows of at least 67 drowning deaths in buckets during the years 1985-1987, mostly to young children 8 - 12 months old?
http://www.cpsc.gov/en/Newsroom/News...oung-Children/
This frightened me so much that I'm considering replacing all of my 5 gallon plastic buckets with snakes. Does anybody have any tips on how I can mop my floors with a snake?

You should always drill a few holes in your bucket before you store babies in them.

Buckets and Bikes and Dogs, Oh My.

Shoot kids in my day had monkey bars on asphalt playgrounds, and we caught our own snakes.